Monday, November 30, 2009

American Thanksgiving

I have the pleasure of being married to an American. That means I get twice the Thanksgiving dinners! Yippee. On Friday we hosted a little gathering with a couple of our friends to celebrate American Thanksgiving. The best part of it was that the boys prepared all the food! All I had to do was make was a salad (a delicious salad, but just a salad). It was splendid.

I was banned from taking pictures quite early in the night so here are a few from our fun evening.

Waiting patiently for the food.

Erik forgot about his can of cranberry sauce until it was almost too late.

Classy. Erik was excited to show off his still can-shaped cranberry sauce.

And the evening ended with a fun game of x-rated Apples to Apples. Definitely a good time.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Stinky Pits

A little while back my sister-in-law wrote a blog Deo for my BO. She gives a recipe for homemade deodorant. I left a comment for her about how I don't wear deodorant because my armpits don't stink. And to be honest, they never have. I hardly wore deodorant through high school. When I did it was mainly because everyone else was and it was the "thing to do". Totally unnecessary for me. In fact, deodorant made my armpits itch and I would always get sick of the powerful smells I bought (after all, if you are going to wear deodorant you may as well make it noticeable).

My armpits stunk today for the first time ever! It was, at least, the first time I noticed it. Definitely not cool. I had to borrow Erik's deodorant because I couldn't stop smelling them once I noticed they smelled bad. Is that normal? I honestly sat there with my arms in the air alternating pits for a while because I was so shocked. Let me tell you, they did not smell pretty.

So I have concluded that I need to try out my SIL's home-made deodorant to have on hand just in case. You never know when the stench will strike.

PS. Shawna, how long does this stuff stay good for?

Monday, November 23, 2009

Pop!

I popped my lipoma again today. In class. The expelled contents were about the size of a raisin. When I got to the bathroom to dispose of it I had a blood patch on my head. Thankfully I am not blonde.

Sunday, November 22, 2009

fatty friend fights back

You heard me.
My fatty friend is present an accounted for. It has been re-growing itself. It's not that big yet, but it's definitely letting me know that it's there.

Do you ever have it where you think you miss something.... and then you get it back and you really wish it was still gone? I have that.

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Public Transit

Our car is kapootz. We are in the process of deciding how much we can afford to spend on another car (not much) and what kind of car we want to purchase. I hate it.

Meanwhile, Erik and I are using public transit. Erik rode the bus on his own on Thursday for the first time in his life. I was leaving to work on a group project and Erik was going to meet me at the mall later that evening because we had worship practice (I only observe at these things). I gave him all of his instructions.... It was simple really. Only one bus comes near our house. It comes about every 15 minutes. And it comes right at the end of our road. Easy as pie.

I have never seen Erik so nervous!

He kept asking me questions to ensure that he wouldn't make a mistake.
E - "How will I know I have to get off?"
A- " The bus stops right at the mall."
E - "How do I know when the bus will come?"
A - "The bus will be here at 3:52 and if you miss that one the next one will be here at 4:07."
E - "How much do does it cost?"
A -"It costs $2. I gave you $4 so we can go to the mall and then get to practice later (we had some shopping to do at Fabricland)."

The questions continued and I laughed as Erik sat in complete discomfort.

I was late getting to the mall because the bus in Glenmore is not as reliable as our good ol' number 8. Erik was waiting for me at chapters practically beaming from ear to ear because he made it to the mall all on his own. What a big boy.

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Which One?

I only want to print off one of the following pictures for our long awaited "Honeymoon Album". I am no Louise Chapman (or Gary for that matter), but I like to dabble with my camera occasionally. These are from the time Erik and I hiked up a sand dune with my bouquet to take pictures of it. Which do you like best?

#1#2#3
#4

#5

Intro to Psych

I had my first day on the Psychiatric Floor and what a first day it was. It started off normally. We had report on all the patients, met our nurses and then moseyed off to read through our patient's charts. At about 7:45 I started walking toward the nursing station looking for my instructor. One of the nurses kindly and forcefully asked me to go into the nursing station and to remain there for a minute as they were about to have an altercation. And an altercation definitely ensued.

A lady barged into the nursing station demanding to be released. She was very distressed and kept on yelling about her cat and being held against her will and on and on. There was no way to calm her down and she started getting physical so they called a Code White (aggressive individual). The doors to the psych ward are locked so she couldn't leave the ward. She was smart enough to pull the fire alarm because that unlocks all the doors on the unit. She pulled the fire alarm and ran out the doors with 20+ people in hot pursuit.

During this time I was watching the monitors they have in the nursing station. There are three Psych ICU beds for people with acute illnesses. A staff member was making the bed in one of the rooms and managed to exit just as the distressed woman and her entourage entered. I watched, along with a resident who was also on the ward for the first time, as the nurses had to corner the woman in the room and then exit safely. The poor woman began throwing things and throwing herself at the walls, floor, and windows.

She was quick enough to pull the fire alarm and run out of the psych ward, but she didn't know that she was running herself right into the Psych ICU. This was the best case scenario as the rooms are secluded, locked and entirely safe.

The cops were called to come to the hospital and assist the staff in undressing the woman, getting her into hospital garb, and giving her much needed medication. It was quite an ordeal.

I didn't find this out until later, but the woman wasn't even a patient. I'm guessing she was a patient at some point because she knew where she was, but she came in the door while it was unlocked for someone else. She was already agitated, had issues of alcohol and drug abuse, and was delusional. Things just escalated from there.

To make matters worse, the fire alarm kept ringing for the next half hour for some reason and some of the other patients were working themselves into frenzies. My poor patient was a schizophrenic with strong auditory hallucinations and an anxiety disorder... not a good combination with a loud ringing bell.

Let's just say it was an interesting day.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Weekend in Stanwood

I had all sorts of things to say before I logged in... now I feel lost for words. This will be brief.

Erik and I caught a ride down to Stanwood this weekend with some friends of ours. It was lovely. Much too short, but lovely just the same.

On our first day there we went bowling with my father-in-law. We were the only ones at the bowling alley.
Five frames in. Erik had me doubled and my FIL had me tripled.



And no trip to Stanwood would be complete without:

1. Erik pestering Joey

2. My MIL and me passing out on the couch.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

This 'n That

Erik has a hairy chest.

Or more appropriately... Erik has hair on his chest.


This is a new development. He had about 5 when we got married and that number has sky-rocketed to hundreds!! Unbelievable!


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We are heading to Stanwood, Washington for the weekend. Friends of ours are going down to Seattle for a music conference and we are hitching a ride. I am very much excited as Stanwood is one of my favorite places.

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My aforementioned lipoma is dearly missed. It is strange to not have it perched on my head. It's like seeing yourself in the mirror for the first time after you cut all your hair off... over and over again. Every time I touch my head I am a little bit surprised that it is not there. Silly, I know, but true.

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I am currently in a bit of a knitting frenzy!! It is absolutely lovely. I really need to make something for myself though. Knitting is a great way to expend anxiety and frustration. It is great stress relief between studying for exams. It is wonderfully mindless for after an exam. It is just all around great. I think I have spent way too much money on yarn though... woops. And I have "nothing" to show for it because I have yet to keep something. Oh well. I love a productive hobby. My girlfriend asked me to teach her how to knit so we started dish clothes yesterday. It was lovely.

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My littlest brother, Benjamin, turns 18 on Friday! Wow! How did he get so big. He is quite possibly the sweetest kid I know. He is so gentle and genuine. AND he still says "I love you" whenever we talk on the phone. My fave!

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I sent our Christmas lists to our families... two weeks ago?? How great am I??? Now I just need some in return (hint, hint) so I can finish up my Christmas shopping.

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My friend just showed up and we gotta work on our group paper now. Have a great day!

Saturday, November 07, 2009

Late Night Nachos

Today I did something I never do. I went to pick Erik up from work at 12:00am and decided that we should go to Boston Pizza with his friend for nachos. It ended up being a great night and the three of us chatted for a long time. We told many stories, struggled through some questions about life and purpose, and shared two plates of nachos. It is now 2:00am... what was I thinking??
Oh yeah, I brought some knitting.

Thursday, November 05, 2009

Things I've Learned on the Toilet

I have a book called "Uncle John's Bathroom Reader". I love it. It faithfully sits on the back of our toilet for some pleasure reading. Here are some of the things I learned today:
  • The shortest complete sentence in the English language: "Go."
  • Sean Connery has a tattoo that says "Mum and Dad."
  • In Hot Springs, Arkansas, it is illegal to gargle in public.
  • It cost $3 million to build the Titanic... and $100 million to make the movie.
  • In Canada, milk is sold in plastic bags as well as in jugs.
  • A lion's roar is louder than a jackhammer.
  • Johnny Depp played guitar on the 1998 Oasis album Be Here Now.
  • A tiger can cover about 30 feet in a single stride.
  • A human body decomposes four times faster in water than on land.
  • A group of hares is called a down. (A group of hairs is called a wig.)
  • A turtle's shell is sensitive enough to feel a twig brush across it.
  • Temperature of milk inside the cow: 101` F.
  • Napoleon's favorite horse was named Marengo; George Washington's was named Lexington.
  • It's against the law to run out of gas in Youngstown, Ohio.
  • Ireland's longest place name: Muckanaghederdauhaulia ("pig marsh between two saltwater inlets")
  • Shocking news: there are about 500 species of fish capable of producing electricity.