Erik hates my shoes. When I say "hate" I mean he
loathes them. He is always asking me to buy new ones. I admit, my shoes aren't too pretty, but who cares? The ones I have function quite well.
First, there's this little number. These are old faithful. Lindsey gave them to me just before I graduated from high school after she'd warn them for a couple years. They are my
everyday shoes. Nothing special, but well loved.

Mom got me this next pair from the dollar store three years ago. I LOVE them! Yes, they are bright yellow and hideous, but they are COMFORTABLE! I worked at MCC Thrift store two summers ago and if I wasn't wearing these babies I would come home with sore feet, knees and back. They are wonderful! I do wear them more often then I should, but they work in all environments! They are great for running errands, or running out of the house when you are going to miss your bus, or even just for a nice walk around the neighborhood.

Speaking of the thrift store. I pick up these next two pairs while I worked there. I don't know why Erik doesn't like either of them. I thought he would love the red ones because they're his favorite color. Oh well, my brother-in-law likes them so that's good enough for me (this is the same BIL who told me I should go shopping for jeans with my sister because mine don't quite fit).

Come on Erik! These are Hi-Tec!!! And they say SQUASH!!! It doesn't get better than this.


These next two are the main culprits. Erik would love to see them burned. He would burn them too if he knew I wouldn't flip. He has dubbed this first pair
"The Torpedoes". I understand they are hideous, but I got them for $2 when I was in Grand Cache once in high school and they still function rather well. I wear them to the hospital. I don't want nice shoes for that. They are strictly for clinical, but he doesn't even like seeing them in our closet.

And these beauties are lovingly called
"the Belugas". Erik even has sound effects for them when I wear them. And then we do the beluga foot dance... which is rather embarrassing when I think about it. They are so nice and easy to slip into. They also date back to high school, but I find them tolerable. They're ROXY! Doesn't that make me hip? They are undoubtedly comfortable. I think they will turn into hospital shoes when I lay the torpedoes to rest. I'll have to tie them up properly though.

But this pair... Erik loves the Dexters. They are his favorite. Notice that they are size 7... I'm size 8-8.5. I saw them when I worked at MCC as well and I could not pass them up. Who doesn't want bowling shoes. They are not comfortable, but they actually fit quite tolerably. I can wear them all day long without complaining so they can't be that small (unlike the cleats I once wore for ultimate Frisbee that left all my toes bruised... those were terrible).



This is my lovely shoe repertoire. I'm not planning on making any changes, much to Erik's dismay. I can't wait till I can wear flip flips all summer long so we can avoid this whole argument.
3 comments:
Don't be deceived by the pictures, the camera does not add ten pounds for shoes. All these shoes are much bulkier than they look and much uglier as well. Some of the whiter ones (the belugas and the torpedoes) one could liken to wearing buckets on ones feet; very well padded buckets.
I love it! :) I recognize 3 pairs! I wish my shoes lasted that long...I only have my flip flops and a pair of cross trainers from grade 9 that have lasted that long! :)
This post is so fabulous! I like the yellow ones...I have a pair of pink ones ive had for a LONG time and jordan thinks i look like a 12 year old everytime i wear them. husbands eh?
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