I'm glad he's home

Me - "Hey Erik, you can tell me if I look bad and I won't take it personally."

20 minutes later.

Erik - "Hey Ashley, you should learn 4 different hairstyles to rotate through."

Me - "Am I not pretty enough for you?"

Erik - "Well, you are beautiful, but you could learn some easy hairstyles to enhance your beauty."

Me - "What, you don't like my hair?"

Erik - "Well, you look like a Sasquatch."

Me - "A Sasquatch??"

Erik - "Maybe a Wookie."



If that isn't love, I don't know what is.