Hey Lynn,
I hope you're home right now because otherwise I'd look like a fool. It is currently 11:00am on Sunday. I have been at your house since 9:10am trying to wake you up, but you are either in a very deep slumber or you aren't home. I'm hoping your having a wonderful sleep because your neighbors think I'm crazy! It won't be too embarrassing if you end up letting me in, but leaving defeated would be pretty crappy. I need to think of some new tactics that may arouse. By arouse I mean
rouse as in "wake you up"... nothing sexual. The volleyball has hit your window on numerous occasions and I think I've run your doorbell more times today than it has ever been rung in its entire existence, I've banged on the back door of the kitchen and called your name, but all to no avail! You really must be in hibernation... or dead. Now that would be terrible! I don't think there's any way to break into your house though! There's always a way to get into mine... Alright so this situation is looking kind of hopeless. the only good thing that could happen would be if your neighbor came out and asked if I needed help... or a date... or a swim or maybe even marriage. The probability of any of those occurring is... well I'd say 1/1,000,000,000,000,000,000 give or take a few. At least I get to enjoy your beautiful backyard... too bad I don't have access to a camera. It is very picturesque. Ok, I'm giving you until 11:45 to wake up or show up. I will laugh so hard when you aren't actually home... that'll be terrible, but hilarious all at the same time. Oh well. At least you're getting a note out of all of this, even if it is less than entertaining.
I'm hungry now. You're MIA and I want to take pictures. Crappy. I'm leaving the house in 40 minutes.
Alright I just had a 20 minute nap and it's hot out!! I'm even in the shade! 15 minutes my dear and I think I'll head out.
Ok, I'm dying (not literally) of thirst. I'm going to head home. Email me about hanging out tomorrow... make sure you have tons of sunscreen :) I've been in a freezer every day!!
I love you, Lynn. Have a wonderful day.
Love Ashley
remember this?? where were you???