I once had a friend named Jessica. Jessica's family owned a little dog. I was terrified of dogs so I told Jessica's mother that I was allergic to them. Jessica's dog was locked in her parent's bathroom whenever I came over and I was only invited if she had just vacuumed. This went on for a year. Then Jessica's mother learned from my mother that I was not, in fact, allergic to dogs. I was just a scaredy cat. Embarrassing.
At least she didn't need to vacuum every time I came over... but she thankfully still locked up the dog.
I did the same thing when I was young! Though I don't think they found out, they only had the dog for a short time
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome. I think of some of the lies I told as a kid because I kind of believed them to be true (allergic to the sun, someone hit my head with a basketball and I said I had amnesia, said that the front half of my house was in surrey and the back was in langley). Kids are creative!
ReplyDeleteYou were at least smart enough to know what amnesia was!
ReplyDeletei like your story. it wasn't jessica reemes was it?
ReplyDeleteshe be-friended me on the first day of school when everyone else thought i was a big dork.
That wasn't the Jessica I was thinking of... but yes, I did do that to Jessica Reems as well. Uh. It was worse than I thought.
ReplyDeleteHaha good story ash. Jessica Lange?
ReplyDeleteNope. Not her either. It was a girl from church (I think).
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